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Saturday, April 4, 2009
RANT [just skip this part if you are indian]:
today, (without fail) alapootnehnehx destroyed the peace and serenity of the library. First of all, let's talk about her apperance. WHERE IS YOUR TIE HUH? NAME TAG? why hair so long never cut? huh? so bushy somemore. Why you so dark? library security guard then can tattoo your whole body black issit. HUH? funny ar. You think you wear specs then look smart ar? ARRHHHH PUI AR. then now let's move on to her job. you this kind of lousy job huh? BLIND ISSIT HUH? ppl can drag drag chair then we cannot? wear so think specs for what. tell you don act act already right? jealous ppl got hp then chase them out of the library. you so fat, squash your hp already. wait, you have money BUY one anot huh. stupid fatty pork. then ppl talk LOUD LOUD, cannot hear. we talk soft soft, pian pian can hear. YOU BLIND AND DEAF, DO WHAT SHIT SECURITY WORK LA. ppl shooting in library bet you cannot even stop. with your fats, ppl shoot you also you cannot feel. then somemore only can six ppl on one table.very cute now la. 2 weeks ago can, now cannot. YOU KNOW HOW TO DO YOUR JOB ONE ANOT. go back to your country la. don't come singapore, pollute our CLEAN and GREEN environment. lol. guess what, she no nid pee de leh. whole day nvr see her pee. if she got... MEHEHEHEHEHEHE. our evil scheme against AH PU NEH NEH.
1) get her some drinks, put in laxatives
2) make sure all toilets are locked except ONE
3) throw cockroaches, used pads, lizards etc. etc. over the door
WAHAHAHA. actually we had a chance to do that one la. it's just that ALAPOOTNEHNEHX so us then hum, then pretend pretend wash hand then walk out. SCARED THEN SAY LA. say it with your stupid FAKED indian accent. i bet your country also don wan you, then you fake fake go learn their accent to become PR.
lol we supposed to complain to the management about her. budden FIRST, we don't know her name, we just address her as AH PU NEH NEH. SECOND, the management is also one of her kind, you know what i mean. cheh. well it all boils down one thing. LIBRARIES ARE NOT SAFE ANYMORE. avoid all libraries or feel the wrath of the AH PU NEH NEH. like some movie like that!
SHE'S BIGGER
SHE'S BADDER
SHE'S BUSHIER.
IT'S THE AH PU NEH NEH II. coming to cinemas dec 21 2012.
ok, this is the end of the AH PU NEH NEH section. next section on her will be around a month or so later.
TODAY'S POST:
woke up in the morning then cut hair. cheh. i got scammed! the person cut until so short. lol short until the fringe and the next 7 cm can spike already. um. yea. and i still think pasmine's marshmellows are even harder than lumps of cotton. more like bundles of cloth now. pb's sucha yucky ducky eh? xD
well, i gotta stack of homework heavier than 12930812983 AH PUH NEH NEHs so i better do them before the torturers (teachers) start their nagging. cheh.
[8:50 PM]
We're big, we're bad, and we're...adorable?