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ello :3 tag pl0x >.^
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Sunday, April 5, 2009 -.- just thinking of school makes me feel sick. go to school, get LOTS of homework, hear the stewpid teachers drone on and on and on and on..., get MORE homework, prefect duty, tests, FUCKING ASS TESTS, then recieve free homework, then fucking sup class. then the cycle repeats itself over and over and over and over again. 5 times a week. if no one gets sick of it, they aren't human. to make matters worse, i'm currently undergoing SHL (Severe Hair Loss). Note to Self: Never say "come la, pull my hair, i scared" to Pasmine. most likely, she'll do it. tch, and i really want to keep the little hair i have left. that's why i have come up with the SCHOOL SURVIVAL KIT (SSK) to be able to survive the long hours and low pay job as a student. 1) Always have a water bottle/water buddy in the kit. The water bottle must be filled (duh). It will help replenish the fluids, (such as semen) ((it's a joke)) that are lost during the torture. Alternatively, you could always have a water buddy, some nerd who always has a FILLED UP water bottle with him/her. Sylvia is a great water buddy, but i'll stick to melissa. 2) Sweets/Candy Buddy One might fall asleep during class, thus sweets give energy for you to sustain your life. OR, if you're a cheapskate, a candy buddy will suffice. A candy buddy is some cool person who has sweets with them all the time. some recommended candy buddies are: CURRENTLY NO CONSISTENT CANDY-BRINGER. 3) Jokes/Joke buddy This is especially effective in maths lessons. Make fun of your teacher OR classmate as much as you can and you'll find every maths lesson much more interesting. WARNING: NUMBER 3 REQUIRES PARENTAL ADVISORY. THE MANUFACTURER OF THE SURVIVAL KIT WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY RESULTING CONSEQUENCE SUCH AS YAH TREATMENT. well, i think that's all for now. TSK. FUCK YOU. [4:54 PM] We're big, we're bad, and we're...adorable? |
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