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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

ok so like. you're real sad cuz you can't accomplish something, then like a mofo comes up to you and like talks shit abt what they accomplished which you couldn't. get what i mean? ok, to make it simpler, i'll give an example to you mofos out there who don get it. ok, so like, you always wanted to like sing a song, and like, you can't, cuz your singing is like shit. and you're sad. cmon, gimme that sad face. show it, yea, show it. ok, so you trudge home, head bowing down, thinking abt removing your larynx when some mofo comes up to you and says "MAN! I AM DA BOMB! I CAN SING!!!" and... walks off. you really feel like walking up to that idiot, punch him/her in the face, gouge out his/her eyes, kick him/her while their lying on the ground etc etc.

ok, so like here are some steps which you can take to stop yourself from doing that.

1. Ignore. it doesn't take a genius to know that that mofo is not worth your time. so just leave it and continue being emo or whatever.

2. Breathe. while thinking abt ignoring that mofo, please do not forget to breathe. it's very important and you can lose your life if you don breathe, so remember to breathe.

3. revenge. now, i don mean like attacking or shouting or using improper words. i mean, use your bloody brain. that's what it's there for. your muscles are there to carry out that ingenius plan. so here's what to do; find out something that mofo can't do that YOU can do. and say it SARCASTICALLY to him/her. remember the word SARCASTICALLY is VERY IMPORTANT. you do not want to hurt anyone's feelings (well, yes you do, but the politically correct ans is no, so go with da flow k?). so use SARCASM. how? you got a brain. use creativity, find out yourself.

ok, so like i'm done. i hope this steps will help losers out there (YES, YOU. DON ACT LIKE YOU'RE NOT A LOSER. YOU ARE.) to live a longer life.

oh and one more thing. AM I REALLY IMMATURE???

Dino Shady here, goodnight and goodbye everyone.


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